Mr Roboto the magnificent

Mr Roboto the magnificent

The lights dimmed as a man spoke over the loudspeaker..

"In all of times magicicans have amazed millions

david copperfield
*cough fag cough*

david blane
*cough ass bead amateur cough*

criss angel
*cough penis disappearing act with naked women fag cough*

but now the greatest of all magicians"

the final countdown by the band europe would come blaring out of the speakers.

Mr Roboto would jog onto the stage in his wind suit with an eagle stitched to the back. the announcer would take a minute to say his name "Mrrrrrrrrrrrr Robbbbbbboooooottttttttoooooooo Mr Roboto roboto".

Then for the magic. Mega celebrity bruce willis would drive a very expensive Maybach onto the stage. Mr Roboto would begin to try and lift the car over his head. The car would shake and lift slightly off the ground. Mr Roboto would give up his assistants would bring him a towel and a bottled water he would try again. the car would lift even more slightly off the ground. Mr Roboto would turn to the crowd and begin a synchronized clap.

*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

he would try again the car would begin to shake and off the ground it would come. the crowd would OHHH and AHHHHH at the Mr Roboto's power. He would gently place the car on the ground as not to damage it. he would walk away from the car and towards the camera. Mr Roboto would stop snap his fingers and the expensive car would explode. The deaf children inside would probably all burn to death.

but who ever said magic was without danger was probably not a magician.